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<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：你嚎吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：你才嚎呢。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：打错字了，我是说你好吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：不坏。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：哪人呀？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：西北。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：你那里很冷吧？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：漫天飞雪，冷风如刀。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：你叫什么名字？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：跑车王子</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：我是问真名。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">QQ</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">上有。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：说出来好吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：为什么要说？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：说出来才好吗。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：怎么好呢？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：因为是我问的吗。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：你问的就不能不说吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：我不是坏人呀。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：坏人贴标签了么？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：没有啊。但我是好人呀。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：请把好人证书传来。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：没有啊。但你说才表示有诚意交朋友啊。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">paochewangzi"_" <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：打汗字好吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：我打字不出汗。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：我是说打你的名字。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：我的名字惹你了吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：没有啊。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：那干嘛打我的名字？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：我是说打字。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：哪个字惹你了？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：唉，告诉我你的电话吧。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：塑料的，红色。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：不是，我是要你给我你的电话。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：我的电话我家还要用呢，你想要自己买去。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：不是，我是要你把电话说出来。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：电话是说出来的吗？我还以为是工厂做出来的呢。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：不是，我是要你的电话号。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：在电话上嵌着呢，拿不下来啊。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：我是问你的电话号是多少。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：十二个，十个数字键，一个米字键，一个井字键。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：我是问电话号是几。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：从</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">到</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">0</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">在后边。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：我崩溃了！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：？你哪不舒服？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：不是啊。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：那怎么崩溃了？绝症吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：问不到你的电话了啊。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：那很重要吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：电话是干什么的，不就是用来说话的吗？你要告诉别</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">人</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">电话才有用啊。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：电话是用来上网的。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：电话还是用来聊天的啊。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：是啊，我们不是一直在聊电话吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：哪聊了？你这半天什么都没说啊。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">跑车王子：我说了几十句话了。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蓝色梦幻：唉，你都把我说晕了，下次再聊吧，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">88 </SPAN></P>
